Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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