Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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