Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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