the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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