if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize