used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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