he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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