I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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