I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I intend to get homeless drunk
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This is my gift to your gina
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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