just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
