just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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