I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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