I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
