How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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