Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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