And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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