dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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