I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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