You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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