it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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