so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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