I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You were trust falling into bushes
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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