I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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