guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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