your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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