If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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