do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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