HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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