i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
