Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I deserve this hangover.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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