kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
They took my balls.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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