all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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