dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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