i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just blew my weed a kiss
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
