these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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