I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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