She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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