is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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