I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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