Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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