I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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