Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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