Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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