I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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