Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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