i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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