that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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