I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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