Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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