i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's blow job season.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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