Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think people are normalizing furries
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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