You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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