Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think im going to throw up on grandma
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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