She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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