i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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